Do you guys consider the H2 as a Hardcore Offroadin rig?

[Brad Kilby]

Now that was a funny video Flexy. Long as he11 but funny. I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw the quote from one of the JU members. I'm sure you know that someone will uncover a Hummer bashing video though, right?

All fun aside, I wanna go wheeling. Even if that means wheeling with a Hummer.

[Flexy]

Originally Posted by pghjeeper

Dude my Rubicon Unlimited will bury you and so will my old CJ8... Both have no problem climbing any hill you can climb and I have everything your Hummer has minus the leather which I'll admit will make your H2 a much more serious off-road vehicle.....How that front Tie Rod doing on that overpriced suburban?

I've wheeled my H2 hardcore (Based on standards here.) for almost 5 years now. With the exception of minor body damage, I've never broken a tie rod or any other component that required trail repair.....Yet. But I have assisted in a lot of others.

I've been a "Softcore" Jeeper for 7 years before I upgraded to the H2(The GC, 4Runner and RR were my other wish list choices). I had a YJ Sahara.

I say softcore because it wasn't good for much and always ran of risk of tipping backwards or on it's side on moderate hills and off camber. And the fact that if I wanted to go camping, I'd have to go solo because there was no space after all the gear.

In those days, and most likely now still, the GCs and 4Runners and long wheel base rigs ruled the trails. I accepted that as fact. Here in the Westcoast, there is none of that fun easy grippy rock like Moab. The trails here are narrow and the rocks are covered in slime. You need a serious rig with sure footing that CAN SURVIVE long expeditions. Don't be hurt about this OK?

For someone to say a short wheelbase can climb steeper hills and tolerate off camber better than a long wheel based rig. Well....I'm don't like making fun of retarded people so let's leave it at that.

Moab was exciting because of the views. Escalator, Tater Salad, Hell's Gate, Tip Over, we easily walked. NO DRAMA FOR LONG WHEEL BASED RIGS. But even when you watch YouTube, all you see is shorty based rigs like YJs, TJs and Rubicons rolling down hills we consider parking. Why is that?

Wait.....Oh! I get it now!!! To be hardcore means you have to fail???

I've been behind the wheel of both rigs. My assessment is honest and speaks from experience. Yours comes from either pure illiteracy or menopause.

Do you know who I am? Have you seen my videos? I'm Flexy. Know your place boy.






A simple question on the thread topic creates this much pain??? Fascinating.

[Flexy]

Originally Posted by Deadman 94 xj

HAHA, dude get over your self

[Deadman 94 xj]

So where are the pics and vids of the almighty H2...because u spreading a bunch of wheel base bs around isn't helping the fact that u spent too much on that lunch box...and you're mad about it.

How many times.. while on those tight trails that u claim to wheel on.. do you have to..back up, turn the wheel..go forward..back up.. just to make the bend.lol

Go get your tux and take your kids to the Opera...thats where u belong...not on jeep forums trying to justify what u spent 50g's on...either that or just go back to OT..you're not welcome here.

[Deadman 94 xj]

Originally Posted by Flexy

That's the one thing I miss about my YJ (95 YJ Sahara). The sunny days driving around with the top down. A kunt to put back up with the zippered windows and chit. Especially the half door removable windows. It was a good rig. Just not good for anything else but look pretty.

I had all terrains and big ass lights mounted on to my windshield hinges so I was pretty hardcore compared to todays standards.

HAHAHAH...this is flex's idea of hard core...notice the part about looking pretty..lol
I pulled this post from one of the OT threads, no lie..LMAO

Edit: here's the thread..http://www.jeepsunlimited.com/forums...d.php?t=864765

[LiftedSahara]

This is the lamest thread ever! I nominate it! lol

[Jpmud4fun]

Originally Posted by LiftedSahara

This is the lamest thread ever! I nominate it! lol

X2

I like this video, it really does show how the hummer is very capable:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...22768844124610

[Jpmud4fun]

Originally Posted by tj in a tight spot

LMAO

That video was priceless!!!! The "spotter" (LMAO that H2 owners think they do serious enough trails to need a spotter ) said, "Keep comin keep comin...*H2 falls off baseball sized rock...SNAP*" Spotter says, "Wait, hold up hold up...somethings wrong dude..."

Yea no $hit somethings wrong dude...you actually wheel an H2

had to find it. This is what you were talking about correct?

Hummer vs Jeep

ok i'm done

[dustyTJ]

got these off of pcoplin's Rubicon picture thread. 2 hummers stuck on the Rubicon with the wife stacking rocks

notice in this one she is under the hummer stacking rocks!

[tj in a tight spot]

Originally Posted by Jpmud4fun

had to find it. This is what you were talking about correct?

Hummer vs Jeep

ok i'm done

Thats the one

[Deadman 94 xj]

....I love how the typical arogant prick hummer driver let the wife get under that thing..
He was probable still sitting inside talking on the cell phone..to his insurance agent..lol

[tj in a tight spot]

Originally Posted by Deadman 94 xj

He was probable still sitting inside talking on the cell phone..to his insurance agent..lol

Stock broker

[Saharanator]

Hummers like the H2/H3 are for Housewives and Guys who dont have enough balls to get a fast car or a real truck (or a jeep for that matter) enjoy your underbuilt and overpriced Tahoe with boxey plastic on it.

[Saharanator]

Originally Posted by tj in a tight spot

Ummm I dont own a Liberty....:idmo:

Trust me, when my Rubi was stock I would beat the snot outta your H2 everyday of the week and twice on the weekends pal...

Try and run the Rubicon Trail with your H2 and then talk to me...that aint even considered a hardcore trail these days but I bet yall H2 boys wouldnt dream of bringin the grocery getters down south to the Sierras and the desert where we got real rocks...

Did Flexy really try to compare an H2 to a Rubi? I have a Radio Flyer wagon in the backyard that stands a better chance against a Rubi than his H2. Its cheaper and more manly looking too.

[tj in a tight spot]

Originally Posted by Saharanator

Did Flexy really try to compare an H2 to a Rubi? I have a Radio Flyer wagon in the backyard that stands a better chance against a Rubi than his H2. Its cheaper and more manly looking too.

Yea he did...he's an ass hat bottom line

[Saharanator]

Originally Posted by Flexy

If you played follow the leader with me (Me obviously the leader.) , the first thing I would do is take you to a little hill were your short wheelbase would curl up into a little ass ball and roll back on it's roof. Do I lie? FACT.

I've followed many into all kinds of terrain. ALL KINDS. No big deal and no drama.

And my heated leather seats kept my bum all toasty while Madagascar was playing on my 3 DVD screens.

I really don't understand all this denial and hostility towards me.

Haven't you guys seen my videos?

No one wants to watch your Gay a$$ H2 videos cuz we are all to busy doing something more constructive like taking a dump.

[WJ04]

Originally Posted by Flexy

If you played follow the leader with me (Me obviously the leader.) , the first thing I would do is take you to a little hill were your short wheelbase would curl up into a little ass ball and roll back on it's roof. Do I lie? FACT.

I've followed many into all kinds of terrain. ALL KINDS. No big deal and no drama.

And my heated leather seats kept my bum all toasty while Madagascar was playing on my 3 DVD screens.

I really don't understand all this denial and hostility towards me.

Haven't you guys seen my videos?

first let me say im not hardcore in any way but i did see your video of you on potato salad in a previouse thread and i think it was lame also i thought Fleg put you in you place already and WAS THAT A WINCH i saw pulling you up patato salad? hardhardcore Huh?

[Flexy]

Originally Posted by WJ04

first let me say im not hardcore in any way but i did see your video of you on potato salad in a previouse thread and i think it was lame also i thought Fleg put you in you place already and WAS THAT A WINCH i saw pulling you up patato salad? hardhardcore Huh?

Orry????

Maybe a better perspective on the climb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYs_KpQ3HFM

30 second 0 drama climb.

Please feel free to post any other YouTube of a YJ or TJ doing that in 1 shot under 30 seconds.

I already know there is NONE. There are the ones who roll down in 30 seconds or try numerous times but I want to extend your painful ownage.

Again, all this talk about hardcore but none to challenge me. Rubicons are for wannabes who can't build a real Jeep. I've seen some wicked rigs here but they are definitely not stock. And you stock children should STFU and know your place. Behind me. I'm Flexy.

[Fuel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWg65Vv7TCM

Maybe?
Just used the search function in YouTube- might be new to you

[Flexy]

Originally Posted by Fuel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWg65Vv7TCM

Maybe?
Just used the search function in YouTube- might be new to you

BWAHAHAHA!!! That's not Tater Salad. That was on Pirate and got debunked.

Even on that simple hill, it got stuck and had to back out and try again. And it took 35 seconds.

Let's try again.